Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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