my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize