what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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