I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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