you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Watching her eat just hurts me
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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