hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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