it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
