He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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