At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Terrible idea I love it
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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