Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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