Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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