I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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