they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
