if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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