): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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