i may or may not be watching the land before time
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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