I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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