that's an acceptable place to lick
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I did not marry a roomba.
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