does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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