think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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