Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
