I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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