Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
ok first of all what the fuck
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
