I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
