Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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