Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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