Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so let's talk penis.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Alive.
So much puke
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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