There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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