You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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