im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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