windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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