Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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