I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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