Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Two words: nipple clamps
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