quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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