so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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