I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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