We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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