Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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