Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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go home
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
