whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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