I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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