You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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