I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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