I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize