the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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