She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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