OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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