he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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