It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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