Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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