i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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